The UK’s National Statistician, a condom named Ian Diamond, head of the Office for National Statistics, started off the virus releasing weekly data on deaths per 100,000 in the vaccinated and unvaccinated, and then suddenly ceased to do so, and point-blank refuses to explain why!  He thereby forestalls the slightest meaningful analysis of deaths after vaccination taking place. However, far more extensive and detailed data has indeed been released to the pharma companies. The Office for National Statistics has turned into the Office for Exorbitantly and Corruptly Covering Up Information. This is in line with Jenny Harries, another condom, head of the UK Health Security Agency who has described this anonymised, aggregate “death by vaccination status” data as “commercially sensitive,” and therefore should not be published. Also, by ordering recent massive changes to the methods used to calculate the baseline population used by the ONS to determine excess deaths, she has made the figures incredibly complex and opaque, and tens of thousands of premature deaths are now being airbrushed away using the new normal baseline! Still, the nurses are performing TikTok dances, so that’s all right then! (Taken in part from Bridgen to an almost completely empty Parliament.)

  Graham Stringer (Blackley and Broughton, Lab) commented that the government, having at first declared that they intend to “follow the science,” then proceeded to do exactly the opposite! The NHS, Whitty and Vallance all stated right from the outset that masks were a complete waste of time and lockdowns would be ineffective. (We all know what happened next...).

  Andrew Gwynne (Denton and Reddish, Dickhead), pointed out in reply that the vaccines are a game-changer in the fight against covid and people should not be frightened off from taking the boosters!  

  I wonder if anyone else is wondering, like I am, how it could possibly be that Bridgen should suffer a 95% decrease in his voting share from one election to the next, thereby losing his seat! To go from 20,400 votes in one election to 1,568, 63% to 3.2% in the next is beyond startling! It would be interesting to get Allison Thomas, CEO and Returning Officer of North West Leicestershire District Council into a witness box, under oath, and ask her exactly why the Polling stations closed at 10pm, the ballot boxes had to travel a mere 25 minutes to arrive at Whitwick and Coalville Leisure Centre where the ballot papers were counted, and yet the counting didn’t start until 2am, a four hour time lag! What exactly happened during that four hours? And also, how come the whole of the election services department, who had been in place since at least 2006, suddenly resigned en masse the Friday before the election and were replaced by a new team! And furthermore, how come Ipsos-MORI, who conduct exit polls for the BBC, Sky and ITV suddenly decided to cancel the North West Leicestershire exit poll two weeks before the election with no explanation, thereby eliminating the opportunity to check the voters’ candidate preference! Electoral fraud and ballot rigging in the UK! Who would have thought it?      

  Now come, let’s backward to the starting-place — the ONS, which is deliberately obscuring all their statistics in order to make them indecipherable. The reason for this is that the actual statistics reveal that the vaccines are totally unsafe, and are likely to cause you death or at the very least severe damage. They are therefore operating on the principal, no doubt under government instruction that, “There shall be no data transparency. You only get to see what we allow you to see!” And the government are still expecting us to trust them, after they lied, bullied, coerced and censored us, and they are continuing to lie to us even after the truth has been revealed and they’ve been caught out and proven wrong. Along with such pernicious, illegitimate media scumbags as Piers “People who refuse to get jabbed but whine about lockdowns really are a special breed of stupid, selfish pricks” Morgan. Mr. über-intelligent is just pointing out here that although he completely trusts the vaccine to save him from the virus, he’s worried it might not save him from the unvaccinated! And then there’s Andrew “Hold ’em down and force-jab ’em...Time to punish Britain’s five million vaccine refuseniks” Neil. And not forgetting my mate Keir “The anti-vax campaigners will cost lives,” “We can pass emergency legislation, we can pass it in a couple of days” Starmer, who called for critics of the vaccine to be “dealt with” and also “criminalised!” This is the same Starmer who campaigned to stop the deportation of violent criminals and illegal immigrants! And this is the same Starmer that stood up at the Labour conference and declared, “It’s not right to say only women have a cervix!” Which is not to be confused with Dale Vince who definitely did not say that Hamas are freedom fighters. It only seemed like that’s what he said when taken out of context and coupled to the fact that he donated £35,000 to the Palestinian Action Group and a “Gaza donation” of £100,000, which were just two of his favourite causes, and also that he flew the Palestinian flag at his Forest Green Rovers ground. This is despite Angela Rayner, when asked if she thought his comments were appropriate, said, “In terms of the comments by Dale Vince, in that context, absolutely not, no. In that context I think it is appalling, and I don’t think he should have said it. And I think he should reflect on that. Language is important.”

  The ONS suddenly stopped releasing covid death figures when the unvaxxed covid related reached a high of 0%, and only the vaxxed were still dying! A pretty sure sign that something had gone terribly wrong in the Matrix! Similarly, the 99.998% covid recovery figure for the unvaxxed is causing nightmares up and down the medical profession! And anyway, whatever happened to that “winter of death for the unvaccinated?” Just asking for a friend.      

  The question, Did you make that up or did you hear it from the Office for National Statistics, has never been more applicable! They even denied a request for more information from 7 MP’s, by claiming that, “The vaccines are safe therefore there is no need to do any analysis that might show otherwise.” They are so saturated in their smug self-satisfaction that they are right, that they even have the gall to deny any requests for further information from anyone who might have an opposing view! There is a massive excess mortality situation happening right now in this country, and the ONS have deceitfully and treacherously dedicated themselves to camouflaging all the statistics in order to hide it’s true origins. The very fact that they are so assiduously dodging all data transparency requests is compelling evidence that the data doesn’t support their claims. They simply don’t want anyone to find out how deadly the vaccines really are! And also they very very much don’t want anyone to find out how many people died in intensive care, or that the ridiculous, white elephant Nightingale hospitals were completely empty from the beginning to the end of the “pandemic!” They even have the gall to blame the extraordinary rise in the number of disability claimants since 2020 on the virus itself, attributing the increase to “self-reported long covid,” affecting two million people in England and Scotland. They admit that “many” long covid sufferers also received the vaccinations, but they don’t dare reveal how many!

  A study of 3.4 million records in the South Korean national health database has revealed that the vaccinated are at a much higher risk of heart disease, with younger people at an even higher risk profile than older adults! Perhaps we should send them our ONS to teach them how to adjust their figures! And in New Zealand they have noted a massive increase in admissions to A&E of the under 40’s, rising from 2,000 to 20,000 per year, not to mention a 188% rise in mortality risk among teens, following vaccination!

  The ONS are also concealing plenty of other data, and implementing statistical con tricks:

• They stopped reporting on types of crime committed by nationality.

• They stopped reporting on welfare recipients by nationality.

• They stopped reporting on police collected real crime statistics, and switched to a yearly survey on victims of crime.

• They stopped reporting the collected legal immigration numbers and now use passenger survey estimates.

  All these changes in data collection are in order to provide the media with false figures that they can use to fool the public. Regarding the untested medical experiment known as “the Vaccine” they never even gave out accurate data to begin with, by not counting anyone as “vaccinated” until they had been vaccinated 30 days previously. Yet the vast majority of vaccine deaths occurred within a 3 week period after receiving the vaccine! ( Hat tip to Bonce for all that.)

  As my dear old Mum always told me — Never accept drugs from convicted felons that have legal indemnity!

  Similarly, the Department for Work and Pensions quietly stopped releasing figures on how many migrants are claiming welfare. And HM Revenue and Customs suddenly stopped releasing data showing how much tax migrants pay and how much they take back in tax credits.

  And all this is without mentioning the treacherous Met Office who are deliberately siting all their weather and temperature stations in the most exposed and worst possible locations in order to dissemble their deceitful perversion of the facts, so they will be able to misrepresent all the extraordinary temperatures and wind speeds as being representative of the country at large, to reinforce all their mendacious Climate Change propaganda!

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