That last verse is dedicated to Paula Vennells, the mindermast behind The Great Post Office Extortion Racket. (Mindermast is the code word we use down at Scotland Yard to describe a mastermind. We don’t like to use the word mastermind because that depresses the men. An oafish gang of louts if ever I saw one!) I think I have a picture of Vennells here. Yes, there she is...

 Does this look like a person who should be ministering to a Christian parish, or rather more like a weapons-grade tyrant who probably pulls the legs off whippets in her spare time? The last time I saw a head like that it had a hook in it!

  Anyway, what happened was the Post Office was in an absolutely dire financial position, which they decided to get out of by using a “back door” that Fujitsu had built into their Horizon software to nightly, surreptitiously and indeed illegally penetrate the accounts of random sub-postmasters and alter their books to show a false shortfall of thousands of pounds, which amount they then attempted to extort from the sub-postmasters under threat of prosecution. A brilliant plan which they have managed to keep concealed right up until today! Any sub-postmasters who refused to admit they had stolen the money (that they actually hadn’t stolen), despite the massive harassment campaign mounted against them by the bastards, the Post Office actually gave bonuses to their investigators for every successful, corrupt and dishonest prosecution!

  Judge after judge, hundreds of them, in fact the whole British judicial system was shown up to be nothing but an absolute pack of monkeys by the perverted Post Office prosecutors, as they subverted justice by maliciously withholding all exonerating evidence, resulting in nothing but tainted convictions! Even the judges have finally woken up to the fact that all the Post Office prosecutors and witnesses abused the legal system and were lying through their teeth, and actually committing perjury every time they stood up in court! This is after closing their minds to any evidence that did not fit the narrative, and accepting evidence with no credibility whatsoever other than that “a computer system is presumed infallible,” as they blindly and stupidly followed the mantra. Multiple senior figures in the Post Office are only now being whistle-blowed that they gave orders to conceal and destroy evidence relevant to the inquiry into the corrupt Fujitsu...er, corruption! That’s not to mention the witnesses, and even an actual former Fujitsu employee turned whistle-blower who spoke to Panorama, who saw with their own eyes Fujitsu’s engineers remotely altering sub-postmasters’ accounts from their HQ! Many sub-postmasters told Second Sight that Horizon transactions appeared to have been entered, or cash or stock balances changed at a time when the branch was closed, and no one had access to the terminals! And the despicable and contemptible National Federation of SubPostmasters did nothing but abandon and betray their own members! 

  The government’s Horizon Compensation Advisory Board have concluded that the behaviour of the Post Office in investigating and prosecuting the cases was totally toxic and devoid of all integrity and sense of honour, “oppressive and egregious,” and constitutes sufficient reason for all the convictions to be overturned! Business Secretary Kemi Badenoch told MPs, “The sheer extent of the Post Office’s prosecutorial misconduct is an affront to justice.” When Post Office lawyers back in 2013 advised “ceasing prosecutions entirely,” Vennells blocked all their efforts absolutely!

  That’s not to mention Tony “pig-face” Grabiner KC who accused the trial judge of bias after he found against the Post Office, accusing them of  “oppressive behaviour” and worse, and tried to force him to recuse himself. When Mr Justice Fraser refused, “Grabi” took it to an appeal court judge, who dismissed all of his 109 grounds for appeal as “misconceived...fatally flawed...untenable,” etc. etc. Lord Justice Coulson said that the recusal application “never had any substance and was rightly rejected by the judge.” This is the geezer who “knows what will and won’t work with judges and different tribunals and has a good feel for outcomes,” according to his website! Also, many congratulations to James Palmer, senior partner and chair of solicitors Herbert Smith Freehills, on his CBE. This is the firm who represented the Post Office in their unlawful, unjust and immoral prosecution and persecution of the sub-postmasters. According to their website “We are ethical, professional, client-centred and commercial.” Well surely the thousands of wrongfully imprisoned, fined and extorted from sub-postmasters wouldn’t disagree with that!  

  Vennells was ably supported and assisted by such charmless swindlers as Alan Cook who was the managing director, Tim Parker and Allan Leighton, the chairmen, Adam Crozier and Nick Read, the chief executives, Alisdair Cameron the chief finance and operating officer and let’s not forget Angela van den Bogerd who obfuscated repeatedly in court under oath! An utterly ghastly bunch of con men and women!

  Even after 20 years the sub-postmasters have still not received their stolen money back! Still, the good news is that the über-compassionate Grant Shapps has finally agreed to give them some compensation. Selected sub-postmasters will soon be receiving in the post an Easter Egg and a small packet of crayons!

  The at least 5,000 odd sub-postmasters (that we know about, who have claimed from the Horizon Shortfall Scheme, and there are probably many many more whose lives have been ruined) can be added to the list of unfortunates that the government has been refusing to compensate for so many years. There are also the 30,000 people that received tainted blood transfusions from the NHS and were deliberately and knowingly infected with HIV and hepatitis C and have already died or are dying of AIDS and stuff, and not to mention the 237,000 pensioners who’ve had their money stolen from them by the Department for Work and Pensions. And of course, all the 160,000 disabled who are not receiving the money they are due thanks to my mate Penny “Disabled people are taking the piss” Mordaunt who shafted them good and proper when she was Disabilities Minister. It was precisely while Mordaunt was the minister that the United Nations issued a report lambasting the UK Government for committing “systematic violations of the rights of disabled people!” Speaking from her Portsmouth North constituency office where she was unveiling a new set of steps replacing the wheelchair ramp, Ms. Mordaunt told us:

  The delay in all these people getting their money is down to my mate Rishi — the prime minister that nobody voted for! You’ll surely recognise Rishi if you see him in the street — he’s the one whose muscles on his brawny arms stand out like sparrows’ kneecaps! He is persistently holding back all the compensation payments so that he will have all those billions of pounds to give to the Ukraine (£12 billion!), the WHO (up to £200 million and rising), Gavi, the UN (bloody BILLIONS), Uncle Tom Cobley and all. Thanks to Rishi, hundreds of thousands of people will continue to suffer from the consequences of not receiving the damages they are due from the government, who actually don’t give a damn about them. But don’t worry, you’ll certainly be able to pick out the smug little munchkin if you see him — he’s the one whose muscles on his brawny arms stand out like knots on cotton! Imagine finding him in your laundry basket!

  (That’s not to mention the billions of pounds that have gone to India, which at least they are using for a good cause: kidnapping, gang-raping and murdering Christians, burning down churches and beating the living daylights out of Christian ministers! All of which seem to have become a sort of official Hindu national pastime, certainly at least since Modi took over!)

  We should also give an honorary mention here to the homicidal maniacs of the General Medical Council. Not content with harassing and striking off all the doctors who told the truth — that the vaccines don’t work and do you damage, suppressing and ridiculing safer, more effective treatments and promoting continual, repeated, invasive and injurious lateral flow tests, the batshit lunatics have now instructed all the remaining doctors to participate in the government’s Keep the Compensation Payments to a Minimum Scheme, by falsely diagnosing all cases of VITT as chronic fatigue syndrome! That way the Vaccine Damage Payment Scheme can refuse all claims from anyone less than 99.9% crippled! How many thousands or hundreds of thousands or more that will affect we will probably never know. Suffice it to say that AstraZeneca have been spotted handing out candy to children in the streets! And that’s not to mention po-faced Sarah Gilbert getting a standing ovation at Wimbledon for leading the death-dealing AstraZeneca development!

  Still, the good news is that the GMC is totally unconcerned and nonchalant that the Liverpool Care Pathway is still being implemented and practiced in every hospital and hospice in this country, even ten years after it had been banned and outlawed! A baseless prognosis of death is deemed sufficient reason to starve and dehydrate the patient to death! The tyrannical Court of Protection (which sees it’s purpose only as exonerating the doctors doing the killing, as opposed to protecting the patients being murdered) sit in secret and impose draconian gagging orders and reporting restrictions on the family and media and anyone within a five hundred mile radius in order to protect the homicidal maniac, anti-life doctors of the NHS, (their latest motto: Don’t kill Grannie, let us do it for you!).

  Similarly we should mention the lying scumbag Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency (MHRA) who betrayed us and sold us out just so that Pfizer and Gates could make even more profit, and who continue until today to completely ignore all the dead and damaged and insist that the vaccines are safe and effective, even AstraZeneca which has been banned by everybody else! They are collaborating with the Office for National Statistics to keep all the relevant data secret in order to hide the truth, and they stonewall all FOI requests categorising them as “vexatious!” (More details here.) In the first six months of 2021 they monitored 2,000 pregnant women for post-vaccination adverse reactions but they are still, until today, refusing to release the data that they admit that they have, simply ignoring all FOI requests! Obviously terrified of disclosing the carnage, and revealing only their own venal malevolence! They are frantically urging the vaccine on all and everyone, from newborn and up. The Yellow Card Scheme that they run shows eight reports of deaths in under-fives post-vaccination. Their last summary included figures to May 20, 2024, and they have 451 fatalities of “unknown age” recorded. Also 46,915 serious adverse events also of “unknown age.” I mean, who are they kidding?  

  Also, full marks to the despicable, child-hating terrorists at the British Medical Association who are fighting tooth and nail to overturn the High Court’s ban on prescribing puberty blockers to children under 18 with gender dysphoria, as recommended by the Cass Review. The review insists that there is a dire need for “much improved and extended clinical services for this vulnerable group, with ongoing and embedded audit and research.” This is despite the review being fully endorsed by the Royal College of Psychiatrists, the Royal College of General Practitioners and the Academy of Medical Royal Colleges!

  The only pandemic in this country is the corruption in medicine! Come the glorious day of the revolution brother, the whole British medical establishment is going to be the first ones up against the wall! Never forget — The best thing about being labeled an anti-vaxxer or conspiracy theorist is not having myocarditis!

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